I’m not about to tell you to put on layers of pink eyeshadow and a pop of red lipstick this valentine’s day, I’m about to tell you to keep it simple. I love a bright red lip as much as the next beauty addict but for Valentine’s Day I prefer to go for gorgeous, healthy looking skin and simple, nude makeup.
1. BB Cream
If you want your date to think you are beautiful make sure you put on some BB Cream that way they will see how naturally beautiful you are and will fall in love with you
If you don’t want your date to know you spent all of last night deciding what outfit you will wear or how much you have been stressing about it make sure you cover up them dark circles, under-eye bags and pimples
By applying blush your date will probably think that you really like them, this will give them a confidence boost which will help you have a really great date
If you want your date to think you are someone who spends a lot of time outside and at the beach even though you really just spend all day inside on tumblr; put some bronzer around your hairline, temples and underneath your cheekbones.
By putting some highlighter on your cheekbones, your date might actually think you are a supermodel, make sure you put some on your cupids bow too so that your date is drawn to your lips and wants to kiss you
Leave the pink eyeshadow alone otherwise your date might think you have pink eye or some nasty eye disease and will probably never call you again
Winged eyeliner is the ultimate look everyday, anywhere (unless of course you have no clue how to apply it) so wear it Valentine’s Day. Make sure they are perfectly sharp so if your date goes bad your winged eyeliner will be sharp enough to kill him
Waterproof mascara is great for two reasons: if your date ends up being all romantic, flying you to Paris and taking you on cruise along the Seine River you can cry tears of joy and still look amazing, then they will think you you are superwomen and marry you. On the other hand if the date ends up terrible and you ball your eyes out and still look great they will regret it for the rest of their life. Don’t apply false lashes or your date might think you are a monster because of your extra long lashes
You don’t want your date to be all “hey, where are your eyebrows tonight?” so make sure you fill them in with a fantastic eyebrow pencil or powder and BLEND, harsh scouse brows just look scary and might make your date want to run
If you’re wearing red lips don’t get your hopes up on your date going in for a big smooch, red lips are great and make you feel like you can rule the world but most people usually don’t want red lipstick all over their face. Instead go for a subtle pink lipstain
*This post is a joke for all the single gals out there.